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Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024
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hill-bill-lies

A previous POTUS Bill Clinton and his Wife Hillary Clinton who ran and subsequently lost the Presidency in 2016. Hillary and Bill and their lies during their previous stint and subsequent scandal in the Whitehouse. Hillary during her tenure as Secretary of State. Her now famous "fog of war" response to the repeated and requested security before Benghazi. Mrs. Clintons inability to comprehend private or classified materials remains under scrutiny.
Bill was barred from practicing law, but was reinstated in 2006. Hillary has had her law license lapse.
We don't want any more Hill-Bill-Lies, in the Whitehouse. It's time to #MAGA
by Bean Republican March 18, 2017
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trick for a dollar bill

It means someone will do anything for you for a dollar bill
by Per per December 30, 2017
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Kill Billed

When you watch a movie only to find out that it was all just set up for the second movie in the series. Like how Kill Bill 1 was all just introduction for Kill Bill 2.
Person A: Hey have you seen Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse?
Person B: Yeah, I can’t believe it kill billed us though. The entire movie was just an introduction to spiderverse 3! Nothing was resolved, and all it did was introduce us to the characters and premise of the next movie.
by snertpb June 18, 2023
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A personality typing using red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
Red is an angry person who wants power over others. Think of power-tripping bosses, teachers, and bullies. Might be good to have them if you have the same enemies.
Orange is someone who prioritizes excitement and fun instead of being responsible. Probably depressed and distracting themselves from problems instead of solving them.
Yellow is a peaple pleaser who doesn't know how to stand up to people they hate. Identifies as a constant victim. You might feel bad for them at first, but people have to learn independence instead of expecting saviors, right?
Green wants society to be fair and will fight for those they care for. Can be argued as the best type. Might get too preachy about ideals you don't care about.
Blue loves details and understanding how the world works. Not great at socializing or putting their ideas into action. Can be a perfectionist who uses tiny flaws as excuses to procrastinate. Needs to know that chasing perfection gets in the way of taking action.
Purple is focused on starting tasks and seeing them to completion. They love being efficient and pride themselves on gaining great results. Less aggressive than red and more productive than blue. Might be insensitive to people's problems due to unempathetic reasoning. Can be rigid and closed-minded in the way they go about work.
"Hey, what's your Dawn Billings Color Personality?"
"Oh, I'm an Orange. How about you?"
"Purple, I guess that's why I finish prohects first while you stay up all night the day before things are due."
by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025
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Bill

Bill

/bil/

1. One monetary unit with a value equal to 100 times the standard monetary unit of the US (one dollar bill)

2. One $100 bill

3. One one- hundred dollar bill
Jerome told Cole he would from him a Bill to purchase new audio processing software.
by TabCeezey October 10, 2022
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Firework Bill “whip” Willet

A borderline illiterate retard that resembles Elmer Fudd and claims to be a part of every major event in the history of the world. A Johnstown legend and a true American hero
Hey Firework Bill “whip” Willet, heard your names on the Stanley cup. “Oh yeah I won that plenty times.”
by Gangster thug 42069 July 12, 2024
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