Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Kinda like a pancake

I heard from Chelsea that John has a Chode!!!

by Lil Zee 240 March 23, 2022

Chaz Chodes

Dumb virtue signaling liberals who should all get what they want and be sent to a Chaz camp in Ohio or Brazil. Left to be forgotten by society, With no access to the rest of the country. :)

Fuuuuuuuck i wish those Chaz Chodes would just fuck off to Ohio and rot in their own dysfunctional idea of society

Hasan Piker is NOT a Stank Bitch, he is NOT a crybaby dumb diaper cunt. He is an American hero who is all hail ccp xi mingze.

This message is Paid for and approved by Hunter Biden

by Hasan Abi October 31, 2020

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Have you guys seen J-Rob lately?
Yeah that guy is a huge chode!

by Skkkkringdinggg January 21, 2020

Chode

Picture of your dickure

Snapshot of your fat cock

Portrait mode of your rockin chode

Maury the Hormone Monster - 2019

Chode

by Her aulll October 9, 2019

Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.

“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"

by WBProdigy March 20, 2022

Chode

Something that is wider then its own length.

Marshall Lea's dick is a chode

by juicey man May 10, 2019

yellow brick chode

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)

I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018