fart throttling

The act of releasing a small portion of your fart to avoid confrontation.

There was no way I'd make it through our long quarterly meeting without farting so I had to employ my fart throttling skills to release gas without getting caught.

by Sharthur July 17, 2009

fart sex

The act of humping and pounding a sweaty anus with which hot, steaming, acidic fart gas jet pulses fourth into the humpers wide open nostrils. The smell of the gas is so pungent that the humpers nostrils burn and blister which, being that the humper is sadomasochistic, makes him/her blow his/her load.

"Damnit my home fries, that fart sex last night with your mother was fanstastical!"

by Deedledee July 26, 2006

fart hole

the anus

poop and farts excrete from my fart hole.

by dfg January 3, 2004

Cough fart

When someone coughs and lets out a fart either accidentally or strategically at the same time.

When someone serendipitously farts while coughing and the cough masks the sound of the fart.

When someone coughs to hide a fart with devious intent.

As I was laying in bed I coughed and farted at the same time, then I asked my boyfriend what he'd just heard. He said "I just heard you cough." I smiled and told him to take a deep breath and that I just laid a cough fart.

by SweetpeainSF December 3, 2010

Rainbow Farts

To be so excited about something you almost shoot the gayest thing in the world out of your butt. Similar to pooping kittens.

I saw the cutest little puppy earlier and it made me shoot off several rainbow farts.

by plaidtattoo February 10, 2009

Fart Attack

Suffering from pain in heart due to gases in stomach. As opposed to Heart Attack, it is pain in heart due to gases in stomach.

He is suffering from Fart Attack.

by Sameer Ingole April 26, 2006

click fart

a fart that sounds kind of how a light switch does when you flip it; CLlCK! very rare and often painful they are legendary. Infact, legend has it that these these farts are usually fatal. Everyone does it right before they die, it's what finishes them off.

After a brutal beating delivered by link, gannondorf fell and hit his head hard as hell on the table, then dropped to the floor. Then he involuntarily let out a legendary click fart and died a hillarious death! Lmao

by the duv December 13, 2007