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Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts
I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!
by Albu quirky April 23, 2018
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text for your header

synonym for: "really fun" or "really good game"
Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header.
by e2y June 1, 2019
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Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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Text Mex

When I send a text message to my Mexican friend Jose I'm sending him a Text Mex
by Garm93 June 2, 2022
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Vestigal Text

A text message wherein the original thread is seriously out of date
Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused
by Salinasone November 18, 2021
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On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss
by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021
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text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.
I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...
by pm1960 May 26, 2010
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