head water

Slang for pre-cum

guy 1: fuck man, stacy drank my head water last night
guy 2: that girl's a freak!

by savagequill April 13, 2017

Water of Man

Manly Fluids. Specifically Semen.

Umar ibn Saad had a condition in his anus that required him to put "The Water of Man" on his ailing rectum. This was a blatant coverup of his homosexual personality and need for anal penetration.

by Zakir Naik February 18, 2012

Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011

Augustus Waters

From TFIOS (the fault in our stars)
played by Ansel Elgort, he is the sweetest 18 year old boy you will ever see.
Okay...

I just watched tfios, Augustus Waters is so cute!

by secret_user July 18, 2017

Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)

Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

by Luingi April 16, 2021

water bread

Bread soaked in water which is then fried and "flash salted." It is principally consumed when one is horribly inebriated.

"Quick, Betsy, cook me up some of your finest water bread, I've had like twenty-nine Kahluas and i'm just scrapping for some food...actually fuck that, i need to go puke"

by myylkdog July 19, 2012

Weenie Water

The water from boiling hot dog Wennies

Shard: Yo Big Dogg don’t throw away the weenie water.

Manna: Theirs no more weenies.

Shard: Save it! That’s the best part I drink it.

Manna: SAS

by The Shard. July 29, 2022