jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021

Jizz bin

A really skanky hoe; someone promiscuous.

Janet « I can't believe I slept with three different men again last night... »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »

by Jizzbingiselle June 12, 2018

Jizz

White sticky awesome succulent goo from pp

Oh daddy i just JIZZED all over you're beatuiful face

by WeinerSoBig.CUM November 11, 2022

jizz n' pray

Cumming inside a girls pussy and praying she doesn't get knocked up

I pull a Jizz N' Pray with Stephanie last night, I hope she doesn't get pregnant from it.

by tteddy1985 August 27, 2015

Jizzing

The act of penetrating someone, and getting them to jizz all over you. Basically cumming, or ejaculating.

"Oh my god, Rebecca, Colin was totally Jizzing in his moms vagina last night!"

by sxftypop March 12, 2022

jizz whizz

when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off

get down and give me a jizz whizz bitch

by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008