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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
mugGet the COLD DARK DISTURBANCEmug.

dark missionary

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.
by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021
mugGet the dark missionarymug.

Dark Woke

A person who presents themselves as being woke, or morally enlightened, but actually behaves in a smug, sanctimonious manner, and is wrong about the morality of the situation.
"She is giving dark woke vibes."
"Bro crossed over to the dark wokeside."
by darkwoke May 1, 2024
mugGet the Dark Wokemug.

Dark chocolate tootsie roll

When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.
Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.
by Digger faggot September 14, 2016
mugGet the Dark chocolate tootsie rollmug.

dark carpet

Jason fucked Tanisha in her dark carpet last night.
by mlg doritos December 15, 2016
mugGet the dark carpetmug.

oh-dark-hundred

Period between 00:00 (12:00 am) until 05:59 (5:59 am).
Oh-dark-hundred.
mugGet the oh-dark-hundredmug.

turn to the dark side

When you are in the middle of a jedi flip (mushrooms and acid) and do a line of coke
Man, I am sooo fucked from that jedi flip, may have to turn to the dark side
by HammeredSquash April 20, 2021
mugGet the turn to the dark sidemug.

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