Shank

To stab someone, then repeatedly have sex with the hole you have created.

Person: Did you hear? Tom shanked Ling-tong the other night
Other person: Oh my god really? is she okay?
Person: Yeah but shes in hospital for stab wounds

by Cemmmmmmmmmm April 4, 2009

Shank

The process of masturbating while simultaneously defecating, usually but not exclusively, upon a toilet. It's etymology lies in a combination of the colloquial terms 'shit' and 'wank'.

Henry Ho locked his door for a quick shank.

by shankwanktank November 12, 2009

Shank

"Shh - ayne - k"

- adjective

1. Bieng a person of impulsive ambition without regard to fear or consequence.

2. Bieng a person with extordany abilty in verbally coercing the opposite sex into mutual copulation.

Exmpl. 1: " Bub, did you see that? Josh just KTFO'd that supervisor. He is so damn SHANK. "

Exmpl. 2: " I was really attempting to wait until I got married before having sex, but Josh is just so SHANK I couldnt resist. "

by Hauhsoj Wahs February 3, 2010

Shank

To walk up behind someone and pull their pants down by surprise, usually exposing their underwear or genitalia.

Guy 1- "yo man, did you hear what happened to Grace?"
Guy 2- "nah, what?
Guy 1- "Cara shanked her! Now everybody knows she wears red underwear!"

by Al-Tazey December 7, 2010

Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012

sanki

a short and friendly name for an south east asian Sankalpa meaning Determination.

A:Where is sanki?
B:sanki who?
A:Sankalpa. We call him "sanki" in short form
B:I will keep that in mind next time

by suncallpa May 10, 2008

Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

A term to insult somebody who is a loser or a moron

Mark you are a Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

by Millettr January 13, 2006