short fuse

A woman who achieves orgasm very quickly, to the point that it can happen accidentally.

"Please be gentle, I have a short fuse."

by DanteTorn September 2, 2016

short bus

A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.

On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.

by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

shorter

A shorter is a circle jerk of managers on a fresh meats face. As a rule the new and up and coming manager has a bukaki session surrounded by his managerial piers at which time he takes it all on the face and in the mouth. This ritual takes place at the end of a managers training to show his alliance to the evil empire for which he is employed.

You have completed your training it is now time for a blood oath... a blood oath of siemen.... you are now ready for a shorter

by Concrete dildo October 2, 2016

Fatty Fatty Short Short

An insult and/or taunt directed at a person who is neither fat nor short.

Timmy: Fatty fatty short short! Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: No!
Timmy: Yeah, fatty fatty short short!
Billy: You're so mean Timmy Adams McGree!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Shut up!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: I'm warning you!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Nooooooo!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short sho... (stabbed)
BIlly: I warned you, I WARNED YOU!
Timmy: Fatty... fatty... short... short...

by abe McAbe May 1, 2006

lif is too short

Its a play on words, where the word "Life" is expected but it is too short in the sense that the physical spelling of the word "Life" is only 3 letters "Lif". Therefore, instead of responding to one's facebook status that says "Lif is too short" with "Agreed", respond instead with "Ahahahahahaha!!! Nice!!"

Human A: Lif is too short
Human B: Yeah, you only spelled it with three letters, of course its too short!!

by AlvinThomson July 3, 2011

short

when one goes to fart simontaniously shiting ones pants resulting in a short.

Darion: great party eh?

Tron: oh damn man i think i just shorted we have to go!

Darion: oh hell nah thats disgusting what da hell is tha matter for you!

by stealthhippi July 29, 2008

Short Stack

The sexual act of achieving an erection, then piercing said erection through multiple layers of pancakes until completely covered. Smothering pancakes in butter and warm syrup is optional, but highly recommended. The partner will then proceed to enjoy the delicious feast WITHOUT THE USE OF SHARP UTENSILS.

"Did Chris go home with that fat girl last night?"

"Yeah, I saw him taking the syrup to his room this morning. Must have been giving her the Short Stack."

by swaying panther February 3, 2013