Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.

Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...

by 3’ilg June 2, 2018

Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.

Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.

by The poop dog June 10, 2018

stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.

Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.

by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018

stealthee

A pee that is so quiet and/or so fast that no one around you would knew that you were peeing.

Man, I just took a stealthee in the bathroom. No one even knew I was there.

by PrettyFlyForAGringo October 28, 2018

stealer

when someone steals something and u call them stealer

u stealer

by TACOBELL201 December 14, 2018

Stealth Baby

A DND character who is used for stealth purposes. A particularly sneaky character who you want to hide and is good at hiding.

Friend: Ah.. Dang I forgot to hide my stealth baby
Me: Always remember to hide your stealth baby.

by Soulful_Gingee January 5, 2019

Stealability

The ability to steal an item.

That number 22 keeps stealing the ball. He has great stealability.

by Gothnagel January 26, 2019