quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.

"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"

by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024

José Queefo

When a girl eats a BIG bean burrito, take a shot of that good ole JC, and then takes a ride on the merry go round! You can guess what’s coming next 😏

Wooooof!! I can smell that potent José Queefo from a MILE away!

Gonna take a shot of Jose Quervo…then breathe in her Jose Queefo later bro!

by Loberson November 22, 2023

Postpartum Queef

(VERB) - the centric force of the baby being pushed out of the vagina leads to air leaking into the womb and out leads a toot.

That Postpartum Queef almost threw me away

by PlanetaryLover December 5, 2023

zest queef

The act of being joe thompson and fingering his autistic cat while licking his sisters fishy minge

Your a right zest queef you are

by anonymous February 12, 2024

Lil queef

The best most queefiest rapper on the planet, slogan: just queef it out baby.

Person 1: hey have you heard of lil queef

Person 2: yeah he’s the queefiest

by Spac3_Venu5 February 17, 2024

Coral Queef

Noun. Describes the ecosystem that females create when they let out a queef while in a swimming pool.

"I'm so excited for prom night I almost queefed!"
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

ass queef

a queef expelled through the ass; see fart

feeding that bitch cheese i wanna hear that ass queef

by pubebarn June 2, 2024