penis liquor

when one sneaks their penis in your alcoholic beverage and whatches you drink it.

Keith: hey i watched my buddy drink penis liquor.
Drake: that disgusting!

by thomasonramj1 July 7, 2008

penis panic

When a man discovers that his significant other is not a cis woman, but a transgender woman with male genitalia. This usually results in the subject suffering from blackouts or violent behavior towards the transgendered individual.

"I was tryna move towards third base and before I knew it I'm in full penis panic mode."

by happygolucky6969 September 1, 2019

penis wobbler

When you think you are fucking a girl and realize you're actually fucking a potatoe

i think I just had a penis wobbler

by Bob sagat June 23, 2015

Porn Penis

A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.

Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.

by AntiCircumcisionMan April 2, 2020

social penis

when a girl always hangs out with guys to the point that she is treated as one of the guys. a girl with a social penis will be 'one of the guys' when in a group, but is still considered fuckable material when hanging out with just one guy. she's the type of girl who's cool with crude humour and sexist comments and isn't afraid to add to the conversation.

that girl is always out with the guys. she has such a social penis.
the girl acts like such a guy. she has a social penis.

by twister no.2 June 8, 2012

Penis Pocket

A convenient place to store your penis

I used my girlfriend's penis pocket last night

by cccooo1234 September 26, 2018

Penis profiling

Like racial profiling, except one is sizing up a the size of a man's penis by the way he acts. In this case, race does not make a difference!

Big sister- Check out that cute guy at the end of the bar!

Lil sister- Yeah he's cute, but he's a cocky somebody!

Big sister- So what's that got to do with it?

Lil sister- That means he's probably got a little penis!

Big sister- Oh you're just penis profiling!

by KC, MFD & Big Sister T March 24, 2008