popped one

To pop m/molly, E or any other mind-altering drug

Fuck it, I popped one. I'm up for anything tonight!

by xxyyxx! December 13, 2014

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The left one

The ball that is always hit and hurts like a bitch, generally happens in sports.

****! Its always the left one!

by Guywhosebored July 19, 2011

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cock one

speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!

john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!

jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

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Da sex. Hottest boyband out there. Includes 5 fit british lads: Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and Harry Styles.

Also known as '1D', our boys, hottest band in the history of the world etc...
Their fans are called Directioners. People say they're the deadliest of fandoms.

Hi. We're ONE DIRECTION.

by Directioner4lyf December 28, 2011

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one and done

A highly popular term, used by a kid named Steve, that translates to a QUICKIE.

1. A chance to fuck a random woman spontaneously, and immediately leave her (while she sleeps, perhaps?)

2. Faking your way through a relationship so that you can score in bed and LEAVE. Good night!

"One and done! GOODBYE. NEXT! Movin' along." -Steve (Not used in a real-life situation)

by Cranky May 15, 2006

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One in the chamber

when a man has a piss and doesn't shake properly, so that when he puts his penis away he dribbles down his leg. Especially embarassing if wearing grey pants.

"Whats that on your pants, did you spill something?"
"No, I still had one in the chamber"
"oh"

by Paul Carey August 30, 2007

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