Noodles

best thing on earth, if ur parents won´t buy them for you. they dont love you
(my dad doesn´t love me)

person 1: ¨i want noodles!¨
person 2: ¨do your parents love you?¨
person 1: ¨....no¨

by iHateMyDad69 January 15, 2025

Nooblet(s)

A person (or people) who hates on a content creator with no rhyme or reason.

The nooblet(s): "I hate Mimic so much! He's a furry and he has opinions that I disagree with! I'm gonna write hate comments and interact with his videos so that he knows how much I hate him!"
If this is you, you are a nooblet.

by AriaSapphire March 15, 2026

Noodle Sucker

A translation of a pun in japanese made in the anime Daily Lives of High School Boys referring to a person who is attracted to ones physical appearance

Those girls are noodle suckers

by Autumn Variation February 16, 2025

Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.

After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.

by n00d1e May 4, 2025

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!

by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

Noodle-muppet

Noah

Noah is a noodle-muppet

by Nodlempet November 26, 2025