your mom

Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.

Whose that raging homosexual?

Your mom

by yourmom(ha ah) May 2, 2011

Your Mom

the come back someone says when they have nothing else to say.

homo".."...your mom

by yourgonnalikemynuts November 15, 2010

mono-mom

The mother-in-law you want to avoid like mononucleosis.

I really love the guy but I can't imagine spending holidays with the mono-mom.

by macyz.mom December 9, 2008

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

your mom

A comeback that makes absolutely no sense at all. Often used by people who are about to get proven wrong and don't want to look like a complete idiot. Sometimes even used for literally no reason at all.

idiot: Why would Disney cancel Adventure Time?!
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI

guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.

by bizzenboom April 28, 2014

Pack's Mom

The product of Crossbreeding a Downs Syndrome midget and Aids infected baboon.

"I brought a girl home last night, but she turned out to be Pack's Mom. Dodged that bullet, huh"

by JackShack July 20, 2014

breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.

Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.

by maxkappe October 2, 2014