mike

Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.

Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!

by german horse cock September 24, 2017

Mike

When something looks super ugly

Eww that dog looks so mike!

by Ydinase April 29, 2025

Mike Wang 2

there isn't much information about Mike Wang 2
but we know that he is either from an alternate universe or is a clone of the original Mike wang

he carries many of the similar traits of the original Mike Wang with the difference being he has been genetically modified to become the purest form of Mike wang

he is more manipulative and composed and can think better under pressure compared to the first version of Mike Wang.

he can shoot laser eyes too

Mike Wang 1: *spams racial slurs*
messi: *kicks a soccer ball*
Ronaldo: suiiiii
ishowspeed: *barking*
MIke Wang 2 pulls up and everything goes quiet that's how you know he's here
phonk aura edit
Mike Wang 2 glances at Mike Wang 1

Mike Wang 1 *stuttering and shaking*: h-hey
Mike Wang 2 smirks and walks slow and composed.
aura 💀

by Mike Wang Toronto Earl Haig October 14, 2025

Mike OxTie-Knee

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"

puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.

by ComputerLover December 23, 2023

mike whitely

a cock loving bitch who is lord of games

ur being a Mike Whitely

by mike is a bitchassnigger December 17, 2008

Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.

Oh theres that bitch Mike

by Vertxツ January 21, 2020

Mike

A person who sees themselves for who they truly are.

She isn't disturbed by what you think of her. Of course she's a mike.

by Angel Gabe March 19, 2024