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deluXXXe massage

A non-subtle, innuendoization of 'deluxe massage' (the act of eating someone's ass while massaging their back and/or extremities) which obviously hints to it's sexual nature.
I texted that girl from the party and said I'd give her a 'deluXXXe massage' later tonight. I doubt show knows how that works, but she definitely knows it'll be a good time.
by Emperor Megas March 14, 2014
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Hate massage

When you give a rough massage to loved one but in an aggressive way.
I was mad at Dave so I gave him a hate massage. He deserved it!
by Aragedie August 7, 2016
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SCBOLBOY Mass reported redz

A meme popular in the community of Nobelium. It regards the false accusation of a person known as redzbux of accusing SCBOLBOY of mass reporting and doing everything that was ever bad in the world.
"SCBOLBOY MASS REPORTED REDZ!!!!!!"
by GlucioPL December 20, 2016
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nibble massage

A massage performed with the mouth, all over the body. The nibble massage can be performed to varying degrees of biting based on preferences. Other techniques may also include kissing, licking and sucking especially in the erogenous zones.
My massage unicorn came over last night and, after a full-body rub down, gave me an incredible nibble massage. My massage unicorn is also my oral unicorn so you know I had a very happy ending :)
by Zen Unicorn May 31, 2016
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Mary Massacre

Mary Massacre is a very feared Creepypasta. She kills lots of people at once. She killed her whole mily and her whole class erning her her name. Her real name is a secret.
by Maryann Bell June 14, 2016
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polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.
Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.
by Lester'sTesticle August 13, 2017
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Taco Massage

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.
I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.
by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017
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