un-laws - defined as 'family' of ex significant others who may or may not sponge or look for undue support from non biological cohabitants
My homegirl said her ex stayed with her and his fam always asked her for money for lotto/bud and beer when she came in.They broke up and whenever her folks saw her they STILL hit her for space change. Upon careful introspection it appeared to me, she left and they became un-laws...
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normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:
Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist
Brandon Today at 4:35 PM
Fuck it, nif's law.
normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:
Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist
Brandon Today at 4:35 PM
Fuck it, nif's law.
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Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.
Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.
Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.
Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.
Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"
(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)
Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?
(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)
Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?
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Person 2: There isnt a trillion people around
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Person 2: Vixens law
Person 2: There isnt a trillion people around
Person 1: What about a trillion aliens
Person 2: Vixens law
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