kyle

fuckboy no.1

Emily: what’s your name
Kyle: kyle
Emily: ew

by Sangwoos Pube January 25, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is an empty shell of what once was a human with no human interaction.

*looks at homeless man*
"I bet his name is Kyle."

by Drip Fortress 2 February 18, 2021

Kylee

Kylee is going to be one of the lights in your life, shes going to make sure your happy and shes even going to go out of her way and make you smile when your not feeling your best. shes going to listen to you when your feeling depressed or if your having a anxiety attack.

Kylee called me last night and we talked for hours!
did you get kylee's text? she wanted to know if you're free this evening.

by SageCrow January 7, 2022

Kyle's Dill Dick

A sexual act, where the guy (named or not named Kyle) works a full shift or goes hard in the gym, making his dick extra salty or smelly. He then goes home to his Girlfriend or Wife and tricks her into sucking it, and it tasting like a mis ordered jar of Dill Pickles that you got from Costco.

"Hey Kyle, how did you night go?"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"

by KermieWormie March 20, 2024

Kyle

Noun: A person who CANNOT help but screw up, break, or ruin anything that they touch.

Kyle made dinner last night, so of course we all ended up finishing the evening in the emergency room.

by Rend--X January 3, 2021

Kyle

A person who is fierce and loyal. He is a master of manipulation and will fight for what he believes in. One of the smartest people out there, yet he only believes in a strong work ethic and productivity. Also referred to as an Asian Supermodel and is very muscular. Don't get on his bad side, he will send you to Jesus.

Jeff Bezos: I just got beaten up with a slipper.

Elon Musk: That was probably a Kyle.

by anti-bbc eater June 25, 2022

Kyle

A kyle is a douchebag

Matt: hey look a Kyle

Tim:why am I alive

by OldMusicFan October 22, 2019