John Bell Hood

(June 1 or June 29, 1831 – August 30, 1879) was a Confederate general during the American Civil War. Hood had a reputation for bravery and aggressiveness that sometimes bordered on recklessness. Arguably one of the best brigade and division commanders in the Confederate States Army, Hood became increasingly ineffective as he was promoted to lead larger, independent commands late in the war, and his career was marred by his decisive defeats leading an army in the Atlanta Campaign and the Franklin-Nashville Campaign.

john bell hood was one of the greatest generals in our history.

John Bell Hood by sonofenki July 10, 2010

John Wiegman 

Dirty, Gong Show, Duh, Sup.

That was so John Wiegman

John Wiegman by TehTrippNasty December 8, 2011

John Peterson 

A great war hero turned soldier of fortune, John Peterson was a strapping young soldier who took part in the Vietnam war. However, after becoming disillusioned with the war, he moved on to become a soldier of fortune, fighting as a mercenary for those who paid the highest sum. This took him on to numerous adventures all around the globe, so much so that he has become viewed as a 'Indiana Jones' type figure amongst those who know and know of him.

Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.

women: "oh my, John Peterson is such a hunk!"

guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"

John Peterson by anonymous anonyman January 19, 2013

John Tricycle 

When you are riding a tricycle you have your penis flopping all around.

When you are riding down the street on a tricycle and you have your stanky DICK flopping about, therefore alot of people get arrested for doing the "John Tricycle"

John Tricycle by Opiumpenis 33 November 28, 2013

john schnatter-face 

When a girl's face straight up looks like Papa John's founder John Schnatter, no matter how killer her body is.

"That girl has a a sick booty but she got a wicked case of John Schnatter-face!"

john schnatter-face by xavierrenegadeangel February 25, 2015

john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort

Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser

john houser by Rhunt January 27, 2016

John Key 

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.

Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.

John Key by Caspin April 26, 2016