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Poop Sock

A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.
"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"
by rastyhaf March 18, 2019
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surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
by Zombri507 April 24, 2014
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pooping backwards

The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.
Yellows '09 loves pooping backwards!
Yeah they leave some awesome skid marks.
by Poop Backwards July 28, 2010
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poop cap

A solid piece of poop blocking the butthole passage allowing prolonged control over otherwise explosive diarrhea.
Adam blew his poop cap, and now he can't stop shitting everywhere!
by Plumpy4000 January 8, 2009
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portapotty poop

When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.
Dude I ate so much food this weekend that I just took a huge portapotty poop. OMFG
by portapotty pooper May 25, 2011
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Poop shy

The state of being extremely uncomfortable when people are listening to or watching you poop.
Guy1: dude I'm watching you poop
Guy2: dude stop I'm poop shy
by CooBrah May 5, 2016
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hoop poop

When someone who is about to make a slam dunk, but has to go to the bathroom. while the slam dunk is being preformed the person "poops" their pants while in mid air.
Leroy went for a slam dunk and hoop pooped in his pants
by Randy Savage III November 15, 2013
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