Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.

First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.

by edstar77 July 14, 2024

you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences

This is a phrase based on the iconic Doofenshmirtz phrase, "Wow, if I had a nickel for the every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" The phrase is not only a shortening of the phrase, but makes it easy to add to a conversation without jumpcutting to "haha funny reference".

Dude, this girl fell in love with me, dumped me, forgot she dated me, fell in love with me again, and dumped me AGAIN! Sigh, you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences...

by Nurfgal December 16, 2025

Don't know the meaning of the word

behave as if unaware of the concept referred to or implied.

"“Humanity?” You don't know the meaning of the word!"

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.

.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.

.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 23, 2025

Knowing how to talk to girls

Elon Musk's FIRST wife rejected him initially until after PayPal blew up.

Hym "So that isn't 'Knowing how to talk to girls' that he did just there. And for that to happen he got a million dollar (or more) loan from his father. So, talking to girls had nothing to do with it. Talking to girls FAILED for Elon and it FAILS for most people. But having a million dollars DID NOT fail. It's almost as though THEY ARE SELECTING FOR '1 million dollars' explicitly and they SAY they are selecting for '1 million dollars' so if you have '1 million dollars' they fuck you. They also say they are fucking the fat-cocks and the over 6 foot. So... None of that is talking."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

I Dont Know

I Dont Know means "I clearly dont have a clue". Something most people dont know what it means because if you say"I dont Know" They will keep asking.

"Wanna touch grass today?"
"I dont know"
5 minutes later
"Wana touch grass today?

by UrMars September 10, 2022

I don't know

A sex position in which the receiving party take a penis in every hole they have in their body

I asked her how she wanted to have sex and she said "I don't know" so I put it in everywhere including her ear and nose

by Johny DickMan February 22, 2022