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hoe crazy 

(1) A subjective term used to describe an escort, call girl, porn star or any other sex worker who has lost grip with reality and can no longer separate her own life from her "work" life.
(2) Having an obsession with all things related to the sex industry.
(3) Being so involved in the sex industry that you can no longer have normal, intimate relationships.
"That girl is ruined. You can't date her, she's hoe crazy."
"She's been selling her ass so long, she's straight hoe crazy. She treats everyone like a trick."
hoe crazy by BBS2 September 22, 2013
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hoe-lateral damage 

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.
Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."
hoe-lateral damage by dipstickin December 12, 2014
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It's pretty self-explanatory.

A scale in which people rate the appearance of a woman, but instead of (1-10) they use words to replace
Dude, that girl is totally a booty slapper on the Hoe Scale
Hoe Scale by slaptackle September 7, 2016

hoe weekend 

Hoe weekend happens during the last Friday-Sunday of every month. It's when all of the thots and sluts and hoes come out and are free to do whatever the fuck they want to do without the care of being judged. Basically the level of hoe-ism reaches a new max! Even people who aren't hoes or sluts or thots will participate in this activity. It starts from Friday and ends on Monday and there are usually crazy stories on Monday about what everyone did over hoe weekend.
Tim:Man did you see all that nasty stuff Lucy was posting. Why would she do that?
Bob: Oh you didn't hear? It was hoe weekend
hoe weekend by Rackard February 18, 2017

Hoe Industries Ltd. 

Hoe Industries Ltd. is a private limited company that was founded by the legend himself "Kasm Saleh" in the early 1920s. Basically Kasm Saleh was fed up that no women would fall in love with him, so he founded Hoe Industries, a company whose purpose would be and still is to ship hoes worldwide for the benefit of all human-beings.
Person n.1: Yo look at that guy's girl! Damn!
Person n.2: Yeah she is fine, although she's probably from Hoe Industries Ltd.

hoe stacker 

When a he/she stacks up his or her hoes.
Jayla is a hoe stacker you don’t want to be in her collection.
hoe stacker by Synaya June 15, 2017
a place of business where strippers and prostitutes pick up cheap sexual clothing.
Man, I didn't know that place with those topless mannequins bent all over in the window was an American Apparel store, I thought that was a hoe shop.
hoe shop by Srn5 June 27, 2017