ham reconditioning

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!

George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.

by Oliver Face January 6, 2021

boiled ham

This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.

Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!

Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.

by Syndiddy February 9, 2019

ham

muslims favouraite food

'i love ham'

by Cons2pation nation February 8, 2018

ham

hammerz : gunz
ham : gun
hamer: weapon.

its a two seater a ham on my bitch i maide one room toating hams and shit.

by rau-dih October 2, 2021

Turkey Ham

Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.

Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.

Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.

Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????

...what?

by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022

ham

ham is a detroit slang which means that your lame.

that nigga took all my money , he such a ham

by detroit 🔛🔝 April 20, 2023

Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.

What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich”
Oh please

by Jenniflop November 18, 2023