The Grover

The hardest trick in the penis puppeteer's arsenal, it is produced when both testes are twisted into a dominant position over the penis itself creating a resemblance the face of the muppet character bearing the same name. Imagine his eyes as being the two testicales (spanish) and his long penile nose being the shaft and head of the puppeteer's penga (espanol). under-scrotum pubics can be attributed as facial hair if one desires, although some men are obliged to trim/shave this area according to current trends.

"I couldn't believe he pulled off the grover, last time i tried that my left and right nut traded places over a thousand times. now when i ejaculate i feel like im falling."

by the street sweeper August 16, 2009

grave box

mortuary box, funeral box

Other discoveries include the grave box of Caiphas the high priest

by Luis June 17, 2007

Government cheese

Cheese made by the U.S government that is sent to Panchitos

This burger tastes like lexi fold and Government Cheese

by Govcheese November 16, 2019

Governor Livingston

A high school in Berkeley Heights, a smallish town in northern New Jersey. With a population of no more than 2,000 students, there is not an ounce of diversity, with the exception of some Asians and indians. You will see no more than 2 black people per grade, and the lack of diversity gives the town its infamous nickname it bears, Berkeley Whites. Governor Livingston is the epitome of a bigoted small town high school. The students are either competing to go to ivy schools, have their parents pay them into some mediocre private school, or, attend rutgers, ucc, or msu. The teachers and faculty get cancelled and flamed every months when racist or homophobic issues get exposed, but it all washes over in a few months, the “change” being a new student run diversity club. The gym bathrooms are not for traditional restroom uses. Every time you enter, you will find at least one student skipping class, and the entire bathroom getting hotboxed from nicotine addicts. If you go in the morning, you’ll find many students crammed into the big stall, passing a cart around, trying to get high before class starts. Any words or story’s you tell to your friend in that bathroom, the entire will find out about. Any male teacher in the school is most likely a pedophile, and that change increases at the same rate of their age.

Person 1- Hey, what school did you graduate from?
Person 2- Governor Livingston, why?
Person 1- That makes sense, you have no idea how to function in an environment that’s not bigoted, clique, and gossipy!

by the305ers August 28, 2021

kid gloves tough love

The version of tough love where the parent (typically) has to tippy-toe the tough love, rather than do smash-their-car- level tough love.

Variants: tippy-toe tough love Antonym: smash-their-car-level tough love

Child: Pick my hanger up
Parent: No
Child (still in bed at midday): But you knocked it down
Parent: Its for your own good. GET OUT OF BED AND PICK THE *** THING UP YOURSELF
Child: !
Parent: Kid gloves tough love, sweetie, kid gloves tough love

by gmaroz May 21, 2021

Electric Power Glove

One badass stun-glove made by and jealousy guarded by Cryptosporidum.

Yo, you do not want t be bitchslapped by an electric power glove!

by DarthBatman April 25, 2010

fuck the government

phrase commonly heard coming out of the mouths of uninformed preteen retards who like to think they know what's going on in the world.

retard: "fuck the government"
retard 2: "wow your cool, you hate the goverment too??"

by ShaunyBoy May 9, 2005