Own Goal

When shooting your load whilst masturbating, accidentally getting a portion of sperm in your mouth.

Gareth: What'd you get up to last night man?
Damo: Bro, had the house to myself so I decided to polish one off and dammit I had an Own Goal.
Gareth: Great story mate.

by thishappenedatgas June 29, 2011

End Goal

reaching home base :-)

Hey Joe I reached the end goal with Jill last night.

by K1k3anat0r May 27, 2018

24 potter gold

a funny quality act from the famous potter. long lasting memories are caused by these certain moments

oh my word that is 24 potter gold

by Bluecoat Boy June 20, 2007

Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

by kagz123 February 24, 2008

Couple Goals

Julia and Shaniya

Julia and Shaniya are couple goals

by J🌈✨ August 4, 2018

wife goals

wives: two girls (best friends) who are very close and are 'married' to each other, for example 'your my wife ily sweetie'

goals: something that someone aspires to be, a dream or wish, for example 'your outfit is goals!'

wife goals: a perfect couple (of two girls) who are both beautiful, smart, charming and funny.

'you two made valentines for each other? aw that's wife goals!'
''makaylah & natalie are such wife goals, they're so cute together!'

by lillian goode October 15, 2016

Gold Mountain

Name is taken from an attack move made in Final Fantasy VII for Playstation. Modern term for ejaculating on a woman's chest and then peeing on the semen "mountain" produced while ejaculating.

"Dude, last night Debbie caught me off guard. She asked me to do a gold mountain on her butthole."

by Danny Foots April 23, 2005