flying without wings

1. Sex without a condom.
2. Going commando whilst menstruating.
3. Attempting sex after the testicles have been removed.

1. I'm worried she might be up the stick, last night we were flying without wings.
2. It was a gungy mess, she was flying without wings.
3. (Is this even possible?)

by Ian Chode March 7, 2004

Flygasm

An act of masturbation using a fly. Beginning with the capture of a fly, the individual then fills his bath tub with water up the the bottom of his bell end. While seated in the bath the individual then pulls the wings off the fly and places it on his bell end. The fly will then run around on his bell end, unable to escape due to the water level causing the individual to ejaculate.

1. Person 1 - "Are you coming to the pub tonight?"

Person 2 - "Not tonight mate, I'm going to light some candles around my bath and flygasm the night away!"

2. Person 1 - "I had yet another flygasm last night"

Person 2 - "Well you know what they say; Once you go fly..."

Person 1 - "You never go back?"

Person 2 - "No, you lose love for your wife and her shitty sexual ability"

by Troy of Des-Troy May 21, 2010

flying car

The idea of a cheap family vehicle that uses powered flight instead of rolling along on the ground. Popularized by cartoons and science fiction, it was widely expected in the late 20th century to become a reality "real soon now."

In common usage, it represents a shattered hope for the future.

Carbon nanotubes? That's great, but where's my fucking flying car already?

by Nomikos September 26, 2006

Flying Sex Snakes

A horny, flying serpent, possessing both forms of human genitalia, that roams the skies in search of vulnerable creatures, for its own intense sexual desires.

Why the mother flyin fuck are these fuckin joe dirt pussy flying sex snakes outside my window?

by Hardasarock21 December 2, 2019

flying fudge muffins

a word that can be used instead of a swear word so you can say it around adults and teachers and so forth...

"what the Flying Fudges Muffins where is my phone???"

"oww flying fudge muffins i just stubbed my toe"

by .*.*.p.h.i.p.*.*. April 3, 2008

flying wedgie

Giving someone a wedgie so hard and fast that they actually lift off of the ground. Also made popular from the show "Friends" when Monica and Ross described mean things they did to eachother. Including atomic wedgies.

"Dude, did you see how how he lifted off the ground when Jimmy gave him that flying wedgie."

by unclebedday April 8, 2012

flying shit

When you really really really don't care.

Ho: I'm breaking up with you.
Indifferent Pimp: I don't give a flying shit.

by Tomato Soup May 12, 2009