do 'em dry

The act of sexually penetrating someone in such a way as to cause physical pain.

BOSS "Man the sales team are under performing this month"
SALES MANAGER "Dont worry I'm going to do 'em dry till they reach their targets"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

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Memphis Dry Rub

when a woman gives you a handjob using sandpaper as a glove. The idea is that through the intense pain, your adrenaline kicks in and releases the missing endorphins to make you feel good. Then you cope with a bleeding dick.

Half my dick is missing after that Memphis Dry Rub. I have to poop.

by Limey fuck December 16, 2008

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Hung out to dry

To crucify someone. To hang someone out to dry on a cross.

That goof needs to be hung out to dry.

by Emdee Emmay June 22, 2019

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Hump Dry

The act of drying your man pieces after a shower. Usually a towel won't completely dry the "area" so air drying is necessary. Create wind by using a humping motion and swinging pieces back and forth. If the part where the "twig" rests upon the "berries" needs drying, hold "twig" and continue to hump dry the berries.

My skin was still a little wet and had that sticky feeling, so was hump drying until it went away.

by Pancakes1234 June 3, 2011

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