Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014

cold water

something that is best when drank at 3am

person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*

by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021

scalding cold

When it is really cold outside

Like it is scalding cold outside

by pnmnmorshshttkork February 4, 2025

Cold Fish

A weak handshake where one grasps the knuckles/fingers of a person’s hand instead of a full, in-palm hand grab.

“Hey man, nice to see you!”
*other person gives lazy handshake*
“You cold fished me man!”

by GetOlympiaBitch January 30, 2020

Cold Frosty Doggy

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.

My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.

by RideBigPony August 2, 2024

Barbados cold

Barbados cold

Barbados cold is an ice cold drink poured over ice so that it is as cold as possible. Nothing better.

by Dave from Fulham July 28, 2025

cold syrup

"Cold Syrup" is a synonym for water. Often used in memes.

Man 1: Hey man, you got some cold syrup?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You know, water.

by Epochie February 14, 2018