Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common
game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama
meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the
Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least
3 audience members.
The
game is played as followed:
The
Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the
game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an
orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to
orgasm before the dismembered
penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching
Chong Chode Chop last
night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis
cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
