Candy

The most loving and kind person you ever meet. They will help you through every problem you ever face and will be there for you eternally. They will have their ups and downs and yet through each flaw and imperfection you only end up loving them more by the end of it. A Candy will help you through your problems in life and in return you should help them through theirs.

OMG is that the ever so bright candy!!!???

by Drakarotaku88 November 22, 2021

Girl Candy

A general term for medication/ drugs. Tylenol? Thats girl candy. Black tar heroin? That’s girl candy.

Girl: my head hurts, I need some girl candy
Guy: what
Girl: it means I need to take something for my head

by Trixie Mattel's laugh March 26, 2024

blue rock candy

its a refrence to the hit show breaking bad where they make blue rock candy AKA blue meth

jesse we need to cook we need to cook blue rock candy "if you know what i mean"

by Shabaduski October 4, 2022

Daddy man candy

A man who loves Mabel very much until he is forced to be a homosexual and touch Mabel in that spot.

Oh would you look at that that’s a daddy man Candy.

by Kslskdjdjhdj7hd April 9, 2022

Cosby Candy

A drunk young hot female that has been abandoned by her friends at a bar leaving her as target to Older less that desirable men.

You left me at Darby's as Cosby Candy for the Oldtimers!

by CountVonfingerbang June 26, 2017

candy crunch

When you eat the butt and get a dry crunch poop in your mouth

Push surprised me with a Candy crunch last night.

by BigDilATL September 3, 2023

Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.

I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023