by MaximEnjoyer October 28, 2021
Get the Christianmug. Wow that is such a Christian
by Chrisser Knudsen October 2, 2018
Get the Christianmug. A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020
Get the Christianmug. Christian is the sexiest nigga alive and touching more pape than every nigga out here he gets more hoes than every nigga in the world and he’s a factor in football
by Hitmanc November 21, 2023
Get the Christianmug. by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
Get the Christian Minecraft Servermug. Very nice and caring. He is very popular and he doesn’t know it. Really good gamer especially at Fortnite.
by Code Nova_Julian May 10, 2019
Get the Christianmug. Christian is the best guy you'll ever meet. he's the most loyal sweetest guy you could ask for. hell always be there for you when you need him. he's every girls dream boyfriend. he's so attractive and freaky. he's the best kisser. he's really really good at sports and hes super smart. you'll be devastated if you ever lose him. he will change your life forever and always make you happy. he has his moments but still will always be there for you and never leave you.
Girl- man I really want a Christian in my life
boy (named Christian) - I'm right here girl I'm all yours
boy (named Christian) - I'm right here girl I'm all yours
by urfavgirl<3 December 21, 2024
Get the Christianmug.