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Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020
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Canadian

Code for for African American, which is used to be discreet.
Wow, a group of Canadian teenagers just boarded the train. Be on the lookout.
by FrankieSanz June 23, 2022
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closet Canadian

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians
by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021
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Canadian Dishwasher

Strongest of all nation's dishwashers. Able to break the handle off multiple Olivia Newtown John Cups.
The Canadian dishwasher was almost as strong as Greg, but not quite. Also, Mrs. Crabtree eats paper.
by Corona penguin August 25, 2025
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canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
by KimmyGold November 9, 2015
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canadian timmy

Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.
"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "

"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"
by TrippyD23 July 21, 2022
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Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.
If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.
by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025
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