IKEA Bite

Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.

I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.

by Shepherd Guy August 22, 2022

Hot Bite

a damn tasty food or snack, that encourages a happy feeling in the mouth and stomach.

"Yo dawg, you got any hot bites?"

by MacadamiaMike November 14, 2022

bear bite

CB Radio slang for "traffic ticket". So called because police officers are known as "Smokey Bears" (or just "smokies" or "bears") due to their wearing of campaign hats.

Smokey caught me doin' 60 in a 55 so he gave me a bear bite

by Russellsroughneck September 15, 2022

National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences

Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!

by anonymous October 12, 2022

In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022

pillow biters

People who bite pillows

OMG, they such pillow biters!

by thecharacterwannie January 15, 2023

Johnny bite

When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was

I told Johnny he can taste the food, but he took a Johnny bite and now half my food is gone

by TooterMcGaving February 15, 2023