beard snack

A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.

Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

Beardacious

Used to describe someone with a remarkable beard.

Hey Becky did you see that Beardacious guy?

by ImABeardy93 March 8, 2015

Beard Belly

Another name for a double chin on a man.

Whoa! Look at that dude's beard belly!

by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015

beardcut

Just like a haircut, but for your beard

I spent all morning shaving to get this beardcut

by DrongoTheBongo April 14, 2015

Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis

Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf

by CRITABABE July 12, 2015

Bearded Cave

Way of saying hairy vagina.

Jamie had a bearded cave inside her panties and needed to trim it.

by Kev22Wilt October 7, 2015

beardbeard

A straight appearing couple, often celebrities, in the media, government or sensitive cultural arenas where discretion is required, who are both closeted down low gays, and use each other for convenient cover.

No one believed it but I knew for a fact that the pop star/super model power couple were both gay; it was a beardbeard marriage.

by RobRoy October 21, 2015