"I subscirbed to Brandon Christopher Horth! I mean the guy who owns NEFFEX now!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"
by shark_with_nikes July 11, 2025
Get the Brandon Christopher Horthmug. When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.
What an absolute Brandon he is!
by Beach Bread Head December 5, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.
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by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him
by Jalapeño24 June 27, 2017
Get the Brandon Callenmug. Brandon Draghi is a 16 year old kid that lives in eastrockaway New York. He is 6 foot and is a waste of fucking hight. He gets abused by his father on a daily basis. His mother used to tell him “NO MORE JORDANS!!” then punch the fuck out of him. His parents fucking hate him
by Big dick nicca🧛🏿♀️ November 16, 2018
Get the Brandon Draghimug. A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.
by Audon October 9, 2019
Get the Brandon Keith Durhammug.