This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.
by jo3schmo3 May 03, 2009
Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form
Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.
Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.
Tear you a new asshole
Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.
Tear you a new asshole
by Airin Smith November 02, 2013
1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?
2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!
3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!
2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!
3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!
by Weeger January 21, 2008
Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.
by rperazag June 13, 2010
An expression used to signify extreme anger in any situation. Only to be used when you are so emotionally distressed the simple term of "fuck" doesn't capture your true frustration.
** Your playing some Mario Kart Wii and you get blue shelled on the last lap and lose **
Brian : Fuckkk yeah, you got raped in the face
Damola : Aw Tits In My Asshole, fuck you and that blue shell !
Brian : Fuckkk yeah, you got raped in the face
Damola : Aw Tits In My Asshole, fuck you and that blue shell !
by DeeeeeeWestC January 13, 2011
by Titillywinks February 20, 2005
When you are having sex and shove a pipe bomb in a British woman’s ass and detonate it making an explosion of cum and blood
You should try the IRA(Irish republican asshole) I shoved a bomb in her ass and it blew my dick to pieces!
by IHateTheBrits May 23, 2022