Asian

A person who enjoys rice, mathematics, and carries no more than 1 1/4 of in inch. Also has slanted eyes.

Woah dude that's a lot of rice, are you asian?

Your dick is small, wait.. are you.. asain?!

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Asian Minecraft let's play

Code word for "sexy video"

Spack No.2: Hey, wanna watch sum Asian Minecraft Let's play?

Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"

by Jack Spank9049 July 16, 2022

Asian goodbye

When you Irish Goodbye a conversation mentally but you are still physically present, so you just sit quietly in the room.

I Asian goodbyed this convo when you started talking about podcasts.

by anonymous June 17, 2023

Flaming Asian

Someone of asian descent that dresses like a yaoi anime character but looks completely normal in an outfit that is unacceptable for anyone of any other race.

Mark: Hey do you see that Asian in a Lolita dress with cat ears and like a million rainbow barrettes?
Steve: Yeah, thats one flaming Asian.

by I.Swear.Im.Not.On.Drugs January 8, 2018

Asian pool walker

An asian man with no legs but extremely long arms circling the outside of a pool screaming the entire bible. Normally found in thailand and very northern Canada.

Oh wow thats a rare asian pool walker!

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann February 1, 2020

Asian

People with families discover that if they miss too many test answers without activity, they may no longer be "Asians." They may be "B'sians."

- That guy is an Asian student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology because the school is an active place and so is well suited for action-types, not intellectual types.

by LawOfAsians July 4, 2022

Asian flip

20 asian women, 1 viagra and 2 tabs of acid

Man, im really in need of an asian flip to realign myself with this existance.

by dividebyomega February 1, 2025