Shit-uation

A crappy situation or turn of events.

It was a big shit-uation when the lovers' plans to rendevouz did not get to happen, due to circumstances beyond their control.

by #ItalianBabe August 20, 2017

Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

by anonymous April 25, 2024

Hide and go shit

The act of playing hide and go seek but you throw poop at the persons eyes who is it so they become blinded by your poop so you can run and find a new hiding space

Hey do you want to play Hide and go shit

by Autism anus July 2, 2019

shit shill

Like a cluster fuck

Man this game is a shit shill

by Mr. Duck butt July 6, 2016

Dildo shit

A dildo somebody shatted on

I shatted on my dildo now it's dildo shit.

by Imagoddamndaggit March 19, 2021

Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023

Pulling Apex Shit

Doing something so crazy that seems impossible that it works magnificently.

I got a new Helo on Battle Field.

Cool
Im gonna be Pulling Apex Shit.

by Mr. Poogie June 21, 2022