Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.

Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!

by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019

bacon in your ass

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”

Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.

by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019

ass

the thing you don't have

you don't have a ass
fuck off hoe

by vannezd December 14, 2019

Ass-Lice Syndrome

A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.

Ex: My friend asked if i wanted to go to the pool today, I said no because I had Ass-Lice Syndrome.

by asslice December 15, 2019

powerful ass

a saying for describing an ass so powerful, it can make shits that make small children’s eyes water.

“god, jean, your powerful ass just stank up this room.”

by ally2kate December 15, 2019

National slap ass day

December 17th is the day you can slap anybody's ass without them getting mad for girls and BOYS.

You*Slaps yo friends ass
Your friend*wtf
You*Sorry its national slap ass day

by And I opp sksk December 16, 2019

Ass Cunt

The most mad cunt person you know that smashes cars like vaginas and bootz’s balls up your asshole.

“Asscnt Scored!!”
Mum, what’s an ass cunt?

by Chillin Ballz December 19, 2019