by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023
Get the shit piss cock fartmug. John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
Get the I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your fartsmug. a one of a kind shit after you haven’t gone in a while. old shit that has been in ur bowels will appear much darker while new shit will be lighter as they contrast with each other in one piece, serving as the chocolate and peanut butter seen in a Reese’s respectively
by myspace2007 May 30, 2022
Get the Reese shitmug. by heyheyhey888 May 11, 2018
Get the Shitmug. often referred to as being a Tomo Owens
Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.
No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo
Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.
No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo
by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019
Get the SHIT BLOKEmug. Open that shit up is usually said at concerts and means make a mosh pit or make the posh pit bigger.
by Albertito200 February 18, 2025
Get the open that shit upmug. When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.
Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.
by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018
Get the scooping shit watermug.