My lights were off

The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.

Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025

Ooh my

what she said when i pulled out my dick

*pulls it out*
"ooh my, does it end?"

by The all-wise Buddah December 12, 2018

my greeny

someone who gave yellow also blue color to you’re days

“it hurts to be with you, but it’ll be more hurts if it’s not with you”

you’re still remain my greeny, my pain also my healer

by qxyy April 4, 2022

Boggles my Noggle

A phrase invented by the youtuber iSorrowproductions. Another, sillier way of saying something confuses you.

That building is so tall! It absolutely boggles my noggle.

by illumaQ December 21, 2023

kiss my airs

Slogan created by the Nike American sportswear company.
“Airs” is “*ss”.

kiss my airs, Mrs Chen!

by thecharacterwannie May 30, 2023

My Dad

MY DAD is the best person in your life he is allways by your side and picks you up when u fall and is the only one you can trust! he is hilarous at times but has his moments! when you see your dad dont forget to give him the biggest hug ever!

hey aint no body as cool as MY DAD

by My Dadd August 22, 2021

Skylar is my bsf

Skylar is my bestfriend, i love her so much. She means the world & more to me and i can’t thank her for being my friend. She’s the most perfect bsf ever and idk where id be without her tbh, she’s helped me in sm ways i can’t even describe. i love you sky, keep being my bsf for life please.💕

Person. “Who’s skylar?”
Me: “Skylar is my bsf.”

by evelyn644 May 18, 2025