barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025

the nes-shits

a term for the small round feces that resemble the childrens cereal

bob: " damn that worcester egg pimms big mix gave me the nes-shits"

carl:"fuck have you seen that tramp!, shes covered in nes-shits"

bob:"lord above"

by impman lorenz June 18, 2011

Shits and Giggles

Doing idiotic, childish, abnormal, or even just illegal activities for fun.

A: "OH MY GOD! WHY DID YOU BLOW UP GRANDMA'S HOUSE?!?"

B: "For shits and giggles :)"

by adamwtf February 28, 2022

fuck shit

when one is doing crazy reckless shit.

Ay dawg was on some fuck shit at the party last night.

by savuren January 20, 2021

Cock Shit Inhaler

Someone who be eating ass and cock everyday. Dude just can’t get enough of that cock and shit. Sometimes he even sucks on a knee. Bro is just gay as fuck

“Bro why the fuck does Garrett always smell like cock and shit?”
“Cuz he’s a Cock Shit Inhaler

by Poopcum69420 February 10, 2020

Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

by GagsMan December 30, 2018

shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play

Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece

by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019