Teary Dick

Someone who masturbates with their own tears because they are so lonely. He is therefore a teary dick.

He stayed at home and masturbated with his tears because he had no one to go out with therefore he is a teary dick.

by Tulsagrit August 1, 2020

Dick

Dick is usually big,and boys use it for sex or masturbating.
Girls sometimes suck dicks.
If u rub it hard a white thing (sperm) comes out.

Example:'Suck my dick' (u dont actually suck it its just for fun hopefully)
Or:'I love dick' or 'The best dick ever'

by carolinexoxoxo May 28, 2022

Dick Job

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs

Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.

by Shmones November 1, 2021

Dick In A Pickle

Getting yourself stuck in a tight situation

You really got your Dick in a Pickle when you and your wife buying an apartment next to your mistress.

by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020

vacation dick

The monster 12"+ dick

Person 1: I took on that vacation dick

Person 2: I could tell it, wasn't leg day yesturday

by letitgogh June 16, 2016

my dick in katie

What's gonna happen tomorrow

Wow did you see trents massive dick in Katie last night!
My dick In Katie that's for sure

by Jsjsjzaijwnwjsizijd May 27, 2017

dick

A universal standard unit of measure for anything including time, distance, weight, currency, etc.

It will be approximately 5 to 10 dicks before I get there, but don't worry because I have the 100 dicks I owe you from the other night.

by yoey barns September 3, 2019