A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
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students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.
students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.
Sward elementary school
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”
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I believe that should summarise it
No money for bins yet 20k to turn our courtyard to a mud pit
Also nobody showed up for the sponsored walk day.
I believe that should summarise it
No money for bins yet 20k to turn our courtyard to a mud pit
Also nobody showed up for the sponsored walk day.
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Get the Hammonton Middle School mug.A college girl majoring in subjects similar to K-12 curricula (like Math, Physics, and Chemistry), often seen in attire resembling a school uniform (think white collared shirt and pleated skirt). This college girl still lives with her parents, and her favorite movie is ironically the most inappropriate flick they allow her to watch—typically an Indonesian film rated 13+, which is "only" slightly more inappropriate than Ant-Man: Quantumania.
She might be in college, but with her high school girl vibe and love for that Indonesian movie, it feels like she's still living in her teenage years!
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Person 1: oh what school do you go to?
Gay faggot cunt: i go to shirley boys high school because i fucking hate my life.
Gay faggot cunt: i go to shirley boys high school because i fucking hate my life.
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