kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"

#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..

by VampireVal June 30, 2023

Shit

A form of poo

There was shit in the toilet and it hurt my nose

by YOLOBRO925 January 31, 2016

gotta shit

When you have no choice but to let you're uncontrolled stool escape you're bowels.

At any cost.

Maddawg "Fuck, I gotta shit"
Nancy the clean"but my clean floors..."
Maddawg "stomps in his steel caps"

by Cherryheals4u November 2, 2020

shit coat

It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.

Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.

by Koprky March 7, 2011

shit

hoo boy theres a lot to cover

1) adjective for something that is bad
2) adjective for something that is really good
3) synonym for "stuff"
4) exclamation for when things dont go well
5) word used in a state of shock
6) used for emphasis in how much you did something
7) poop
8) someone who is annoying
9) noun for a thing that is bad
theres probably more i missed

1) this game is shit
2) this food is the shit
3) are you gonna help me move my shit?
4) ah shit!
5) holy shit!
6) i beat the shit out of that guy!
7) just took a massive shit
8) you piece of shit!
9) what is this shit?

by CURNICNLGEE October 23, 2022

Shit Head

When one drugs someone else, takes their scalp off, then proceeds to dedicate on their exposed skull. Then, now this is the important part, the scalp is then stitched back on and the victim is tucked into bed.

Man Tony’s head ACTUALLY smells of shit! I can’t believe it! He’s actually a Shit Head!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Shit snake

A long ass turd.

Disgusting! A Shit snake was left in the toilet!

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 26, 2022