Skip to main content

Hit me, but don’t shit me

It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.
Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.
by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022
mugGet the Hit me, but don’t shit me mug.

Shit Goalkeeper

This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.
by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018
mugGet the Shit Goalkeeper mug.

No shit, Sherlock.

When someone says someone is a dumbass and you become a smartass.
Sherlock: "It's cold today."

Watson: "No shit, Sherlock."

Sherlock: "F*ck you, Watson."
by cheerlover37 June 7, 2018
mugGet the No shit, Sherlock. mug.

Pathetic piece of shit

What triggered moralfags will call epic sigma murderers who eat babies. It's worth noting that it doesn't actually mean anything and actually reflects the speaker's own emotional state rather than whoever the speaker is addressing.
Sigma Murderer: I think today I should go burn an orphanage down and then eat a few charred children.
Moralfag: GRRRRR WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!
by Edginglord July 15, 2025
mugGet the Pathetic piece of shit mug.

Mint Chocolate Shit

Something both men and women get once a month on a Thursday, where they literally start shitting mint chocolate chip ice cream.
"Dude, I got my Mint Chocolate Shit yesterday, it fucking sucks."

"I know, right?"
by pandashark775 September 18, 2022
mugGet the Mint Chocolate Shit mug.

Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.
There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.
by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021
mugGet the Shit Hammock mug.

piece of shit

People who make fun of ronnie mcnutts death. Like seriously,how much of a sociopath do you have to be?!
Person 1:Did you see michal's post about ronnie mcnutt?
Person 2:I did. What a piece of shit!
by SSSNOOTY September 12, 2022
mugGet the piece of shit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email