When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.
"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."
by BlubbernotaFighter April 23, 2025