March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P

Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.

by QuacksO December 29, 2022

A Murder in The Ass

A massive headache or real pain in general. Something ultra annoying to deal with altogether.

I tried opening a new bank account yesterday at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo is a murder in the ass. They constantly lock my account if I get my password wrong more than twice and I can’t fix it until I call or go into one of there branches.

by OrangeCandyBar April 26, 2022

punk ass bitch

(noun) jacob allen
(adj) someone who doesn’t play you back in imessage games, but sends you tiktoks, or messages.

me: jacob you’re a punk ass bitch, play me back in word hunt.

by eatshitanddiefuckface April 7, 2023

Trans my ass

When you/someone want to express that you do not believe that any
girl with a dick would be automatically "trans" or every person with a
vagina would be "female". Also when you say that categorising everyone
into either "trans*", "cis*" or "inter*" is as stupid and oldschool as putting
a baby with a vagina always into pink cloth.

"After I told her I wasn´t born with a cunt she started to tell me a transgender all
time, so I reacted very "trans my ass" to make her understand how fucked up this is".
"They do not want him to speak at the demonstration because of his clear "trans my ass"
opinions that are not legit with the lgbtiq mainstream".

by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019

Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

paws to ass

Chicago slang that mean they finna beat your ass

“if she speak on me again im putting paws to ass fytb ”

by anonymous October 18, 2022