The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".
"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"
"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."
"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."
by inscrutable_Idiot August 16, 2019

1. Mom: come outside and get off that damn playstation! Jim: not now im taking a shit!
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.
by yomama.coma December 4, 2020

When you have diarrhea and your stomach gurgles as a sign you're running out of time and have to get to a toilet ASAP.
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience
by Torbalan March 16, 2024

The courage needed to face or overcome an immediate obstacle. Almost always used in a negative connotation.
Cash: Guys, let's go. I'm tired and just wanna sleep.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.
by Legacy 09 July 27, 2010

by jlove6166 April 29, 2020

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017
